At Large With Geraldo? It should be called “I have a large head with Geraldo”

Poor Geraldo has been stopped multiple times on the airlines for the “intrusive” second level of screening.. Well who really gives a flying fuck. I mean helloo.. I am a 6′2″ white male who was pulled EVERY SINGLE TIME I FLEW for the secondary search. Oh.. my old job had me flying on at least 4-6 flights a week for 3 years prior to 9/11 and I slowly worked my way down to 2 flights a week till 2003. I mean I had a track record of flights upon flights upon flights but I would get pulled every time. Should I have been humiliated? Should I have whined about it? Do I have the pull to get a rep from the TSA to explain to me why I could/would be possibly pulled every time for further screening? I have had stewardesses ask me right after 9/11 if they could count on me if necessary to subdue other passengers. I have had female passengers ask me if I am a sky marshall. Should I bitch and whine? No. Does geraldo think that everyone knows what he looks like? If I didn’t live with Lisa and was forced to watch the news on a daily basis for 400 hours at a time I would have no clue who he was or what he looked like.. How big must his fucking ego be ?? Does he really think the TSA screeners have a clue who he is? Is he the ONLY Geraldo Rivera on the planet?

Face it Geraldo .. there are probably people who have NO FUCKING CLUE who the hell you are and don’t give a shit who you are and you can be just as humiliated as everyone else. If you don’t like it.. go buy your own jet and fly your own egotistical ass somewhere.