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When we created mozilla.org and released (most of) the source code to Netscape Confusicator 4.x, Netscape’s lawyers made us go through a big “sanitization” process on the source code. Largely this consisted of making sure we had the legal rights to all the code we were releasing, and making sure every file had proper and [...]

CHARLIE SAYS: “Daddy, how was I born?”

DAD SAYS: “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into [...]

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid,”Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

The kid replies,”yeah.”

The cop says,”Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that [...]