Police halt strip show at men’s club

MONONA, Wis. - No more bare bodies for the old boys. Police on Monday stripped the local chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards of the exotic dancers who have performed at their meetings for decades. “This is for elderly people who just want to have a good time with their peers,” Story, a 60-year-old retired engineer and tavern owner, told the Wisconsin State Journal for Wednesday’s editions.

Poor guys.. can’t even get an eyeful in their twilight years!