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12/2/2006 - Number of Comments » 2

Blind man sentenced to library course

ISTANBUL (Reuters) – A blind Turkish pensioner has been sentenced to a 26-day reading and writing course at his local public library after he failed to vote on time in an election for his village cooperative, his son said Friday.

A prosecutor in the province of Kutahya in northwest Turkey sentenced [...]




11/28/2006 - Number of Comments » 3

Scientists say trained bees can sniff bombs

PHOENIX (Reuters) – Scientists at a U.S. weapons laboratory say they have trained bees to sniff out explosives in a project they say could have far-reaching applications for U.S. homeland security and the Iraq war.

Researchers at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico said they trained honeybees to [...]




11/27/2006 - Number of Comments » 0

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we [...]




11/26/2006 - Number of Comments » 0

I bet women everywhere are wishing their partners had a tongue like this.




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Could also be a drunken frat party




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Because even nature has a sense of decorum.

Caption Contest!! Although I will probably only get one response
Give me your best caption for this picture.




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After dinner “Albert” follows his nightly ritual of sitting down at his computer and signs in as “Tinkerbell”




11/23/2006 - Number of Comments » 1

Happy Turkey Day!




11/16/2006 - Number of Comments » 0

Voodoo practitioner tries to jinx Bush

BOGOR, Indonesia – A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, [...]