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Blind man sentenced to library course
ISTANBUL (Reuters) – A blind Turkish pensioner has been sentenced to a 26-day reading and writing course at his local public library after he failed to vote on time in an election for his village cooperative, his son said Friday.
A prosecutor in the province of Kutahya in northwest Turkey sentenced [...]
Scientists say trained bees can sniff bombs
PHOENIX (Reuters) – Scientists at a U.S. weapons laboratory say they have trained bees to sniff out explosives in a project they say could have far-reaching applications for U.S. homeland security and the Iraq war.
Researchers at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico said they trained honeybees to [...]
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we [...]
I bet women everywhere are wishing their partners had a tongue like this.
Because even nature has a sense of decorum.
Caption Contest!! Although I will probably only get one response
Give me your best caption for this picture.
After dinner “Albert” follows his nightly ritual of sitting down at his computer and signs in as “Tinkerbell”
Voodoo practitioner tries to jinx Bush
BOGOR, Indonesia – A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.
Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, [...]