Because even nature has a sense of decorum.
Caption Contest!! Although I will probably only get one response 
Give me your best caption for this picture.
After dinner “Albert” follows his nightly ritual of sitting down at his computer and signs in as “Tinkerbell”
K-Fed at the American Music Awards..
Nothing like being a national failure and being reminded of it at every step.
P.s. on the gossip side.. immeadiately after this introduction Brittany Spears came out as the presenter. Rumor has it she was PISSED since folks thought she set this up lol.
Ya know I feel really sorry for the kids in this. Imagine growing up where your father is a laughing stock? Not only that, all the dirt about the moron will be technologically stored for future viewing. Is there ANY chance they will actually grow up and have any respect for their father? Does he deserve any respect?
K-Fed .. you truly win the award for the most delusional and biggest idiot out there.
I mean.. the skit says it all.. even Vanilla Ice had a hit.
Happy Turkey Day!
Holy moly is all I have to say. This thing truly works as advertised. Our other two vaccums basically crapped out and they have served well! Wifey and I were talking about it and decided screw it lets get a Dyson even though they cost $500+. So I did a little research, liked the 5yr warranty, threatened the kids that I would kill Christmas if either one of them broke it through stupidity like letting it fall down the stairs etc and finally ordered one.
1 Full canister later and all we had done was the living room and a hallway.. 3/4 cat hair that we couldnt even see and the rest was dust and dirt.
I am impressed!!
Update : Finally managed to try it out on the kids rooms. 8 Cannisters later.. wow they manage to hide a lot of mess everywhere!
I also remembered something if anyone comes across this post.
I called Dyson directly when I couldn’t find the Dyson DC17 Animal or any other Dyson DC17 Model on their website but it seemed to be for sale at a few places on the web. Apparently they are not offering the Dyson DC17 for sale in their own web store for awhile. What I got a little more annoyed about was the fact they didn’t even have any specifications for it on their site either and I wanted to know what the hell the difference was between the Dyson DC17 Animal and the Dyson DC14 Animal and the Dyson DC15 Animal.. well I didn’t get too many straight answers to that question other than “its newer and is more powerful” etc etc.. all the usual things you would expect them to say. Anyways.. long story short.. the Dyson DC17 Animal is definately worth the price tag considering the 5 year warranty that comes with it.
P.S. Their instructions could have been a little more helpful as well in explaining exactly how your supposed to attach the mini turbine head!
Ok ok.. so maybe I grabbed it off the shelf because of the very shapely ass on the front..
Well.. thats about all this film had going for it. The cinematography looked like someone had edited the film during an epileptic fit. The acting sucked, the fight scenes sucked.. some nice booty shaking.. the rest sucked..
This has to be one of the COOLEST films to come out in 2006.
Directed by James McTeigue (first assistant director on The Matrix films) from a screenplay by the Wachowski brothers. Natalie Portman stars as Evey Hammond and Hugo Weaving as V together with Stephen Rea, John Hurt, and Stephen Fry.
It is a phenomenal film and has many ties to some folks present views of the current administration but is based on a comic book in the UK from the 80’s. Much of the “political leanings” of the film were supposedly based on the political climate generated by Margaret Thatcher in the uk.
An Introduction of himself by V.
“Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.â€
Some of the best quotes both for an action film and for political conciousness.
V : No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I’m no longer standing, because if I am… you’ll all be dead before you’ve reloaded.
Creedy: Die! Die! Why won’t you die?… Why won’t you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
Evey Hammond: We are told to remember the idea, not the man. Because a man can fail. He can becaught, he can be killed and forgotten. But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world. I’ve witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I’ve seen people kill in the name of them; and die defending them. But you cannot touch an idea, cannot hold it or kiss it. An idea does not bleed, it cannot feel pain, and it does not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man who made me remember the fifth of November. A man I will never forget.
V: A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world.
Worth Buying, Renting!!!!
Airline checks claim of ‘Muslim while flying’ discrimination
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (CNN) — US Airways said Tuesday it is investigating the removal of six Muslim imams who were passengers on a Monday flight heading to Phoenix, Arizonapassenger who had seen them pray passed a note expressing concern to a flight attendant, US Airways spokeswoman Andrea Rader told The Associated Press.
The passenger thought the imams — who were speaking in Arabic and English — had made anti-U.S. statements before boarding and “made similar statements while boarding,” said Russ Knocke, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security.
Once on board, Knocke said, the six split up into groups of two and did not sit in their assigned seats.
Ok sounds a little strange so far..
US Airways had the imams removed from the plane, and according to the Council on American-Islamic Relations, a Muslim advocacy group, the airline denied the clerics access to another flight and did not assist them in obtaining tickets on another carrier. “This discrimination should not stand,” said Nihad Awad, the council’s executive director. “We call on religious communities, civil rights movements and other people to stand up and speak up.”
Ok now I have a problem.
How to politely put this.. umm.. can’t do it. Fuck you Nihad. Where are you on a daily basis denouncing the fanatical Islamist pigs?
Lets see : Google Search : Nihad Awad Denounce Terrorism
Anyone find anything in the first 5 pages of hits other than lots of links discussing how Nihad the pork sucker refuses to denounce terrorism.
Nihad.. you don’t like it.. tought shit, why should a SINGLE American stand up for your rights and give you ANY privledges if you will not denounce the very acts that cause people to distrust Islam.
Yep you win this decades “I Am A Pork Juice Sucking Islamic Pig” award.
5 Pigs for you in heaven!
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This is awesome and definately something I will want to do in the future. I am thinking the big 40!
Ok as goofy as this film can be I really liked it.
The whole concept is : Kid fails to get into any college and his parents are so disapointed in him that he decides to setup a fake college acceptance letter and a website for the college.. well it snowballs from there. Definately worth watching!